juke box of punk mortality oracle of grunge morality
PURPLE OHM CAFE
we’re crawling into cosmic nonsense with swagger.
- 🧠 Before you text your ex or fight the moon — check your biorhythm.
- 💀 Don’t blame Mercury. Check your guts.
- ⚡ Biorhythm first. Then decide whether to burn it all down.
- 🌀 Your colon knows. Ask it nicely.
- 🫀 Avoid the shitstorm — check your signal, punk.
Biorhythm
🌀 Waiting for your birthdate to compute the vibes…
